Sly

I was neck deep into a project last weekend when the boys started swarming like killer bees, picking up my tools, taking them off, and giving me fits. I always flash back to Israel and I doing that to Dad in those cases. Beth asked if I wanted her to put a video on the computer to keep them out of my hair. I declined knowing they would probably lose interest if I just made myself look as large as possible and made a bunch of noise. Grizzly defense also works on toddlers.

It worked and they were off to the next camper. Soon I heard Leon marching methodically in circles around Beth yelling "LA LA LA LA", ranting like a madman. Then he stopped and calmly told her, "Do you know what might keep me quiet? A mooooooooooovie."

He didn't get his movie. Luckily, Beth had bear mace on her.