Leon on Gastroenterology

AT LUNCH

Leon: Why do you cut it up in pieces and eat that?
Me: That's just how I eat. How do you do it?
L: Mommy cuts it up and I eat it.
M: Then what?
L: Then it goes all the way down into my big toe. Then it goes into my other toes. Then in my leg.
M: So all the food you eat just goes into your feet and legs?
L: Yep
M: So what is poop?
L: It comes out when you're full of food.
M: How about pee?
L: That's when you're full of water.

Makes perfect sense.